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What are the ancient prophecies, alien invasions and a whole load of martial arts? Well, if you combine them, you get Jiu jitsu– The film is so bizarre and unchanged that it earned only $ 99,924 against a $ 25 million production budget. Although I don’t suffer from amnesia like Jiu jitsu’s The main character, I still feel that I looked at the sun too long, and every time I flash, I see those little floating balls that pass through my field of view, but seemingly not serving another goal to confuse me in the reason for the existing ones.
Tirelessly went to the detriment of his own stories and overflowing so much CGI, Jiu jitsu It barely makes sense. But for some reason it is a lot of fun, and certainly gets into my mental ralodex as « bright garbage », which I probably will review at some point in the future, if I need a thoughtless escopism, but I really don’t want to pay attention to what it is.
Came the invaders
Jiu jitsu It starts with the cracks, and we will get acquainted with Jake Barnes (Allen Musi), an American soldier who finds himself in his life out of some one who has not yet brought the supernatural monster. After falling from the rock, Jake saved a couple of fishermen who return him to the fact that he is believed to be a military base he belongs. Revealing that he has amnesia while being questioned by Intelligence Officer Myra (Marie Avgeropoulos), joke is not to offer any context about the unique sit Fishermen, involves a comet that passes by earth one every six years year, resulting in a routine epic battle between the ancient order of Superhuman martial artist know as jiu jitsu foreigners The ultimate goal of which is to capture the planet.
On the way Jake met with Keung (Tony Jaa) and Harrington (Frank grilled(Once again captured by US military, Jake ran with the leader strange The invasion, Brex (Ryan Tarran), who fights soldiers without much effort, and compromise his position in the mission, he has no idea how to implement, because he … still has amnesia.
Nicholas Cage – an eccentric voice of the mind
After meeting with the veteran Jiu-Jit, who lives caves, nicknamed Willi (Nicholas Cage(Waylya, which is a cross between the sage reminiscent of the truth, and the bandana wearing Vietnam’s veteran (I think lieutenant Dan with Forest Gump But not almost like depressing), explains the role of Jake in the fight against alien invasion with the rest of the Jioujs’s soldiers, and then there is a bunch of CGI and portals, and more, which really bring it home after Jake learns what it really needs to do.
Touching Jiou -Gitsu on the tube
Jiu jitsu This is an interesting watch, because its combat sequences are sometimes impressive – especially with Jake, who does not know about his own martial arts, but finds his feet if it is an opportunity. However, if we look at the actual invaders, everything concerning this film is falling apart – the sequences of action – from the way the stupid they really look.
I personally do not know how much it was spent on the CGI for this movie, but I have reason to believe that the production could save a ton of money if Brex and the company were just regular people, with burning halos around them to show them on alien origin, not what we get, which are strange futuristic shutters with foolish moles. Show that they strongly believe that they cause any threat.
Never have fun watching even if you laugh at its expenses, Jiu jitsu It is an absolute porridge, but its campaign somehow makes it work to a certain extent depending on your mood.
If you want to be surprised by exciting Scientific-fiction The Martial Arts Film in which the fate of humanity depends on the selected several ancient earth soldiers who know all the secrets of the universe, you will be very disappointed. But if you just want to watch a bunch of characters go from A to B, and somehow the cycle across the rest of the whole alphabet without going much in any way Jiu jitsu Whether the perfect felic that needs to watch the Tubi while you work on some other, more complete project, sometimes looking for some ancient alien jioujs.
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